Year 9 Report.

With due deference to a teacher of startling personality I offer, verbatim, Bethmouse’s Year 9 Report of several years ago.

Dear Mrs Mothermouse,

The acknowledgement of a pupil’s achievement can be measured in both academic attainment and investment of unstinting effort; the fact that Bethmouse has been awarded the ultimate accolade of meriting their teachers’ approval in that they have been awarded mostly all 1’s in the recent Year 9 reviews.

The term ‘all rounder’ has developed into a hackneyed phrase that for most has lost its lustre, but if used fittingly it best summarises your child’s achievement in that they have impressed their subject teachers so much that they have bestowed this high accolade in recognition of their industry and attitude within the classroom. That is quite an achievement.

This recognition is in no small measure attributable to the obvious care, and nurturing that you provide outside the ‘school portals’ and it is with genuine consideration that I thank you for all that attention paid to Bethmouse’s education and welfare.

I look forward with anticipation and confidence to the remainder of their education, secure in the knowledge that with all parties working together the future is nothing but bright.

Thank you,

Yours sincerely, 

 Mr McKeownmouse

Acting Head of Year 9.