It’s highly likely if God was contemplating a second coming he wouldn’t make the same mistake again. Far less risky to take an old testament approach, pestilence, famine and such like, which leads one to wonder if this is it. Covid and climate change have a far more tangible urgency than anything metaphysical. Feeding thousands on three loaves and a fish sounds more like a promise Boris and Trump might make. No, God would be more Sodom and Gomarrah this time around, cities destroyed by homosexuality. OK that might be the finger of pious men rather than God but no one as far as I know is blaming Covid or climate change on queers. God would be more direct, “You have fucked up, so die”, an approach that, quite rightly, has got our attention. But his infantile creation is still evading the truth of it. ‘We’ll stop using petrol cars and make a billion electric ones instead.’ “No that’s like blaming the homosexuals again! Jesus Christ!! (Yes father?) It’s OK son I’m talking to the crets. You are all consuming too much. Stop it! Consider the lilies of the field. (I tried that one father) Not now. Do they need 100 channels of TV, a car and central heating? No. Each one of you is consuming several thousand times that of even an elephant. There are still elephants right? (There were when I..) Stop it son. I created earth for enjoyment, even your domestic cats and dogs know that. Trees are having a lovely time. See what I mean? And you’re all making the whole place miserable, including yourselves. It’s time you all grew up and figured out what happiness is, what it’s made from, how to build it. But no, you’re all stuck on old fashioned ideas of economy, whatever that is, earning and spending and wanting more. Do you know how ridiculous that sounds up here? (They even make a virtue out of it) I know. [laughing] Mrs God would smite the lot of you if I’d let her. She thinks I’ve been silly waiting this long. So come on guys I’m gagging for a shag!
