Downton Abby, it’s the sort of TV you can rest your eyes to, only opening them periodically to admire the dresses. The only downside, unless you achieve complete comatosis, is you can still follow the plot from the dialogue. Here is a smattering as if penned by Misstequilashots (Blog- 11/12/2010)
Downton fuck off pad with servies and doesn’t look nothing like an Abbey is happy before war came but all get uniformed and screw around and one gets shot in the willy which pisses him off cos he can’t marry the woman he loves but it starts working again which pisses him off cos he’s already shacked up with another woman who dies of flu which pisses him off again so he can’t marry the first one who he still loves which pisses him off and then one servy kisses the duke or whatever he is and marries the butler who gets arrested for murdering his ex wife who’s a complete shit unlike the chauffeur who really loves the Duke’s daughter who’s a bit wet if you ask me and wants to take her to Ireland but the Duke gets mad whereas he’s happy about his other daughter who’s stupid and loves the guy who’s always pissed off even though he’s got his willy working marrying a wealthy bastard no accounting for taste as they say and someone who really got shot as in you know to death fathered a baby by a servy who won’t give it up to an arse hole and a nice lady they being its grandparents an’all. The End. Well end of series one.
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