Being a developed county we, here in the UK, want to give aid to those less fortunate countries containing black people. We are noble and they are poor, but you don’t need to be Einstein to realise you can’t turn a profit from poor people. One, they have no money and two, they would only spend it on enjoying themselves eating and such like. And lets face it we need the money too. So aid must never ever go anywhere near poor people. Luckily though politicians are not poor, they just have to appear compassionate. So Tony Blair whilst in No 10 fulfils his agreed aid commitment by giving x million to Ugandistan. Well the politicians in Ugandistan are equally aware that squandering money on the poor would only lead to education, higher aspirations, and ultimately rioting. And who wants their people to suffer in that way. No, they must keep the peace and what better way than buying armaments. Which the UK government will be happy to supply for, don’t tell me, x million. Tony contacts BAE Systems, or maybe it was the other way round. “Yes, we’ve got some obsolete military air traffic control equipment. Been trying to sell it for years.” Tony contacts Ugandistan, “Lucky for you we just happen to have a state of the art military ATC system.” “Tony, I know we said military but, you know, it can’t be seen to be ...” “No problemo, say it’s civil, improved infrastructure, tourism, that sort of thing. It's not suitable but no one will know.” “And what about, you know, er encouragements?” “You’re new at this aren’t you. No, simple. We just overcharge you. BAE gets extra profits and you keep the difference. Couldn’t be simpler. We get our money back, you get well, encouraged, and we both look good.” “Ah Tony, no wonder England is a great country.” Wuff.
“So what do you think?” “Too serious.”
"Wuff."
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