Every so often I look to see what sights blog readers have come from. A year back it was penisenlargement.com, no explanation needed there, last month it was stop-a-cheater.com and today, cigarpass.com. Stop-a-cheater.com is about catching slinky wild cats. Not safaris in Africa; they attempt to catch errant husbands from their mobile phone information in America, i.e. “How come your iPhone was in down town Cincinnati 600 miles from your annual ‘Dog Food and Treats Conference’ in New York when you rang me to say it was boring as hell and you couldn’t wait to get home, you bastard!?” To be honest I don’t have a clue where Cincinnati is so the mileage might be wrong. It’s easily done when you consider England is only the size of a Los Angeles suburb. Cigarpass.com appears to advocate the passing of slobbery tipped cigars between friends, possibly a social mixing device as foreplay before car keys. But my imagination is getting ahead of me. So an interesting and somewhat surprising selection of the world’s internet players. Anyway hi everybody how’s it going? I hear they’re doing donkey transplants in Bulgaria. Sorry, but that’s not a bad idea, I mean so long as the donkey’s had a vasectomy. So what other human enhancements might be gleaned from animal body parts surgery? This is surely an untapped industry of the future. I leave it to your imagination. My favourite though is a baboon’s bottom for those porn stars eager to push the limits for their art.
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