Clegg’s Visage.

Rick Clegg, yes I know it’s Nick but Rick suits him better, anyway Rick’s face could have gone to a comprehensive. He has that slight look as if he might be listening, possibly from having his packed lunch stolen by one of the bigger boys. Rick’s coalescence is necessary as the voice of, “We Libbylibby Demdems really don’t want to do it but, well the school Bullindon made me.” This allows the school Bullindon to say, “It must be right because even Cleggy in Y7 says so.” So today’s news: We’ll scrute your mail, tax your tweets and have private courts, and convert Britain into one big Guantanamo Bay holiday camp; you’ll love the sunny weather by the sea. But in the face of universal condemnation Cleggy is pushed forward and offers the voice of Y7 reason. ‘The coalescence will not push this legislation through parliament; we’ll have a proper debate about it first.’ Oh thanks Rick but isn’t that the whole idea of parliament? Remember playground rules and such, and the school’s zero bullying policy. ‘Well yes but well to be honest it’ll only be a formality. You see he’s still got my lunch box and, well he said he’d give it back if….’ And Ken Clarke’s visage, a punch bag if ever I saw one. No more visages.