Stiffmouse is not dead.

There has lately been much talk about the possible Photoshop manipulation of Stiffmouse on scooter, which has led to rumours of possible deceasement. Not true, though Stiffmouse Inc. have admitted to some use of Speed Blur and the oft-used ‘Age Regression’ function. It is though true that Stiffmouse is a nom de plume for the original writer who, for contractual reasons is no longer involved. As a result this blog is now ghost written by a fan with in-depth knowledge of Stiffmouse’s original style and content. Who is currently on holiday in Wales. The staff writer tasked to fill in during this holiday period is ill and a freelancer was called in at short notice. Though happy to write under the name of Stiffmouse she unfortunately looked nothing like the photo and was excluded due to her links with BMW. A second freelancer refused as the large fee involved would have moved him into a disadvantageous tax bracket. A third was a Church of England Thatcherite conservative. Until this situation can be resolved Stiffmouse Inc. apologise for any inconvenience caused.