Jesus Nailed.

At the risk of boring Mothermouse having explained this aaat lengthhhh the other evening under the influence of wine and a banal radio program that pushed my mental health issues close to breaking point, Jesus was a Buddhist. Following on the heals of my recent revelation that God is Reality a BBC doc makes the case for a different life of Christ. Jesus’s unknown years were spent in Cashmere becoming a mystic and returned at twenty nine to teach the ways of the Buddha. After being nailed to the cross, taken down and put in a cave his friends revived him and before Pilot could grab him again he went back to Cashmere. There he became a revered healer, lived to old age and buried in a tomb that still exists today. If that’s the case Jesus is not in the Arabic or Abrahamic tradition and the New Testament must be seen as having totally different references to the Old Testament not a continuation of it. That would make Mohammed’s references five hundred years later somewhat confusing. Brought up a Christian and making meditative visits to earlier Abrahamic prophets he began another religion based on two different theologies, part Jewish, part Buddhist, one based on an external god, the other on an internal progress towards one’s own supranormal presence. Similarly Christianity is part Buddhism and part Roman Empire that co-opted it for its own reasons of state leaving the original Christians to argue over the best way to organise a piss-up in a brewery. Well at least the Catholics have got that one sorted thanks probably to the pagan influences in Ireland. One thing for sure the origin of suffering is in the mind so best not to think too much. Whatever you choose it won’t be what you think it is.