Education Time Share.

So first time morning TV in years. Eighteen year olds oinked in to talk about uni education. “So under the new student loans system you will be paying back twice what you loaned, say £75,000.” One lad thought he’d pay it off in a year. “No it will take you twenty five years. Doesn’t that put you off?” “Well no because we value our education so much, it’s just the price we have to pay.” One dumpy girl wanted to be a Fashion buyer, the other a journalist. OMG this is like taking candy from a baby, it’s government sponsored time-share on a national scale! Sir Allen Sugar wouldn’t just say “You’re fired”, he’d leap over his desk, grab you by the throat and provide you with a need for dentistry. Uni education is like demanding £40,000 for a ten-year-old Vauxhall Viva, “but you can pay it back over fifteen years so no need to worry.” But isn’t that a bit expensive? “No, not when we’ve got a ten story forty acre showroom, a hundred tyre polishers, a two million government loan and a coffee machine to pay for.” But that Viva would be just the ticket; I only need a little runabout for the shops and stuff. “No sorry, if you value your means of transport that’s just the price you have to pay.” Well screw you, D&G Autos got a ’98 mini for £495. “Ah but we have the franchise on MOTs and they don’t.” You bastard! “I know.”