On Sunday, May 1, 2011, U.S. President Barack Obama announced that al-Qaeda leader Osama bin Laden had been killed in a military operation by U.S. special forces in a compound near Abbottabad.
Abbottabad is a city located in the Hazara region of the Khyber Pakhtunkhwa province, in Pakistan. The city is situated in the Orash Valley, 50 km northeast of Islamabad at an altitude of 4,120 feet and is the capital of the Abbottabad District. It is well-known throughout Pakistan for its pleasant weather, high standard educational institutions and military establishments. It remains a major hub for tourism in the summer.
That’s right Osama bun Laden was caught by the deductions of a real-estate agent. The CIA, after ten years of looking in murky dank caves, finally co-opted Prime Punjab Properties. “Well sir to be honest caves are shit to live in, especially with a growing family. This guy has spent time in England, he would need somewhere near a good school, golf course, local shops, nice weather etc. Here look, here’s a nice spot. Just south of Lady Garden Park (true), walking distance of Government Post Graduate College No: 1 and Gammi Adda shops, and ten minutes from Abbottabad Golf Club. High walls and instant access to military information from all the surrounding army bases.”
Basically anyone with Google and Wikipedia and watched ‘Location, location, location’ could have worked this out years ago.
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