Wealth Made Easy.

OK there’s a tsunami of wealth landing on the shores of the top 1%. We boggle at the stupidity of it. A billionaire would need to spend £70,000 every day or half a million a week for the rest of his life to use it up. He’d need an army of shoppers and what they bought he’d never have the time use, he’d just be able to walk round a gigantic warehouse of stuff muttering ‘it’s all mine.’ But wealthy people aren’t so stupid, they just happen to be in the black hole centre of some scheme that money disappears into. They like the idea of being able to afford anything they want but it just keeps pouring in, what can they do? Spending it would be a huge task, using what they bought an even bigger one and giving it away bigger still. I mean you wouldn’t want to just throw dollar bills out of your private jet window, you’d want to give it to good causes and that would become life long work. No the laziest thing you could do would be just stash it and forget about it till you actually needed something. So accumulated wealth comes out of laziness, it being harder to spend it, use it or give it away. And anyway being a billionaire has cachet to it even if 80%, £800,000,000 of it is absolutely no use to you. That’s why billionaires spend huge amounts on single items like a house, a wedding, jewellery etc, They don’t really need to or get much benefit from doing it, it just gets rid of money. Basically that sort of extreme wealth is just a pain in the arse. It takes up your time, your thoughts and directs your life. But these poor people have no way out of the situation they’ve gotten into. Accountants will tell you where to live, financial advisors will tell you how to make even more and acolytes will use you but there’s no where to turn to to get help with doing anything useful with it. It may be a gap in the market but whose going to believe someone who ‘will help you spend your money usefully.’ I mean that sounds like a scam if ever there was one. I guess all this is happening because markets etc are all about money going upwards into the financial cloud when there’s absolutely no mechanism for bringing it back down again. So here’s what we’ll do. Set up a lending-spending bank that guarantees you all the money you can to use for the rest of your life and the rest the bank will spend usefully on your behalf. Just invest £5m or more and we’ll do the rest. Total financial security, no money worries, no accountants, tax lawyers, finance and investment advisors, just free to live the life you desire. And you’ll be lauded for all the great work and good causes the bank has funded from your contribution. Take the lazy way out, you’ve worked hard you deserve it.