Aren’t Humans Amazing.

Big B last night. Woman, centre of own universe, feels down-stop-American couple joined at the lip refuse to touch lips with anyone else for fear of infidelity-stop. These two human units have garnered the most ‘leave us’ votes from their BB housemates and begin full of umbrage. American unit (couple) say ‘screw you we’re down trodden foreigners, we don’t like people we love each other, we’ll mess up your games for you.’ Woman unit says you’re destroying my reality in which I am the centre of everything. Both units cling to disdain for company. Now one might expect their BB housemates would react to these self-inflicted outcasts in a likewise belligerent manner but they didn’t. Woman unit was comforted by Rylan, who gave her externally the central position she alone held internally, and all the BB housemates supported the American unit’s right to their belief in exclusive lip fidelity, even though it cost them a meal and they themselves continued to touch lips with anything that had lips. The male half of the American unit retracted all his negative comments and added, “these people have supported us more than the people back home.” Later Rylon was in the hot tub with the female half of the American unit complementing her on her intelligence no doubt influenced by the size of her surgically enhanced twin frontal lobes. So in the face of BB’s dastardly plotting and intransigence they all proved yet again that humans are amazing.