Friday 10 September 2010

Koran Burning.

All I’ve heard the entire day in the news is some US pastor is going to burn some Korans for 9/11. This has got up the noses of some Mosies. Oh and a Sikh is suing an airport for the unbearable shame of making him take his turban off to see if there’s a bomb in it. Well if I was on his flight I’d want to know. No, God must have a pretty good sense of humour to not smite these jokers down in their socks for being so stupid in God’s name. Surely if anyone joins a religion just to feel hard done to by people of other religions they should have their application form whipped away from them in the blink a smote. God would appear and suggest, “Sorry fella you’re not ready, best go join a Hell’s Angels gang; they do angry belligerence better than me.” But I will fight for my belief in you to my last breath! “Get lost retard. No, better still, Smite.” Poof. Argh! It seems we’ll always take the easy option and wear a silly hat, read ‘our’ book, prey for stuff, say the right words and blame others for being wrong. It should be that easy! So the Mosies are incensed by the, er Pasties, and the Sikhies with the Bomb sniffers. Well this week the Pope is coming to the UK where there are more Catholic factions than you can shake a stick at. God help him. Remember God is ineffable, God isn’t in words, God’s not a writer, all Gods book have been ghost written by humans.

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