No not a football score, it’s Stiffmouse page views in the last month from the new ‘stats’ feature of Blogger. At first it was reassuring someone somewhere was reading this dribble but it’s fast becoming a responsibility. How am I going to keep Vladimir happy with tales from Mouseland UK? And Wang To Wee in Beijing because I had 15 from China too. OK 15 from a country of billions isn’t many but when you consider most of them must be working 27 hours a day to provide us with plastic hoola-hoops and T shirts with slogans like, “I’m a western shit faced bastard” on it’s amazing any of them has the time. Then there’s been 50 from the USA and 8 from Canada.
So welcome losers of the world, you’d be better off riding a bicycle. Having said that please do delve into the archives of earlier blogs, this isn’t a newspaper, it’s a veritable vault of typing effort. It also appears that, “Big Brother with Guns” is the favourite entry. Well doesn’t that go to prove its conclusion; that trash to the sound of warfare is a crowd pleaser. As well as the expected sources of traffic like Facebook and Google there has been one, much to Mothermouse’s amusement, from buypenisenlargement.us Apparently an imagination of a certain disposition has wrongly concluded stiffmouse is a reference to erectile success. Well weren’t you disappointed.
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