Global Population Decline.

Experts in Global Population Decline are prophesying doom by Global Population Decline. This is important because if 2 people don’t create 2.1 new people populations will fall, there’ll be more 80 year olds than babies and babies can’t look after 80 year olds. Fertility rates are set to fall further causing Japan for example to halve its population by 2100. But if that seems extreme what year was our current world population half of what it is today? Go on make a guess. 1975. Yes we’ve doubled our human population in the last 45 years!! No wonder the other experts, the ones in Global Population Growth, have been prophesying doom for years. So if we’re doomed either way all that proves is we’re rubbish at achieving a stable, appropriate population. And now the experts in Global Population Decline are saying humans will die out in 300 years. This proves, assuming you are alive when reading this, that you’ve lived in the ultimate period of human existence. True the traffic is bad but today’s motorcycles are amazing; 131.4mph average round the TT on a stock BMW! And musical instruments. Never before could so much be created with one finger! Honestly even if a dreadful circular saw accident left you with only one digit you’d have no trouble. And worried about Covid-19? Relax; the Black Death in the 14^th century killed 200 million Europeans and we’ve only had 5 in our area so far. True the weather in July has been shite but next week looks better. And the pubs are open. Familiar faces and language if you wrote it on Facebook would have the police around. Context is everything you dumb Scottish judge. Ooops. So in conclusion don’t have children but if you do try not to have it on public transport, though that might be safer than a hospital, but only if it’s an easy birth. Caesarian births might offend fellow passengers. And obviously have sex but observe social distancing: That’s very important.