Am I Going Mad?

What with Nicky Morgan our esteemed Minister for culture, digital and sport’s improv as a parrot on Good Morning Britain and the Bishop of British Judaism still trying to kill the fantasy devil of his own imagination I don’t know where to turn to for sanity: perhaps a real parrot. The problem with trying to kill off a fantasy is it’s not there to kill, like stabbing smoke to death; it’s not possible. Having read several thousand words on Wikipedia on anti-Semitism in the Labour Party it began with a mural showing Rothschild et al as money grabbing bankers, which few would disagree with, but because they were Jewish it was deemed anything other than approval for their gross money grabbing ways indicated anti-Semitic racism. That’s like me being seen as racist because I condemn Nicky Morgan et al for being deceiving bastards. It’s not, it’s just an educated guess. And all the while we’ve wasted twenty valuable years doing precious little about climate change. All that’s changed is the warnings. Today we must do five times more than we are doing. Next year it’ll be seven times and so on till we’ll need to do a thousand times more than we have done next week or else we’ll hit +6*C, sea level will be, or more likely already is, six feet higher, crops won’t grow etc, etc. Argh!! But we can look forward to chubby faced Nicky Morgan coming on Good Morning Britain repeating ad-nausium, “We’ll put 50,000 more electric vehicles on the road so you can get to the shops.” And we will cry, ‘but there’s no f-ing food!’ This blog’s bi-line is ‘Dedicated to the deficiencies of our Cognitive Organ.’ That was eleven years ago. Maybe now is a good time to figure out what they are.