Shall ve tauk a work in the garden/ Really it’s cold out
there?/ It will be refeshing/ So Vlad how are things?/ OK OK/ You got the
election sewn up/ And you vun yours/ Happy guys you and me/ Vias/ So what you
want to talk about?/ Donald it’s the election/ Jeez I got to hand it to you
guys, you know how to do an election. I had to do all kinds of shit to win mine
but of course you../ And I will win yes/ Sure/ You know why?/ You got it sewn
up, tight as a../ But who seone it up?/ Well I guess../ You know we have
oligarchs/ Yeh like me you mean/ Well er, yes oinyvay/ We rich guys got all the
power right/ Oinyvay Donald, how you say, they not going to kill you/ What!/
They not make you an offer you can’t refuse. Great program by the vay/ Oh you
watched that here/ Oh yes. How do you think we run the country, it’s like a
handbook (laughter)/ Donald have you ever seen me smile lately? You have
Ivanka/ You want Ivanka!?/ No/ I can arrange it/ No no/ To be honest Vlad she’s
no fun anymore and well, between you and me being President isn’t either. It’s
not dealing it’s politics/ No! But they voin’t kill you/ No but we’ve shot quit
a few Presidents/ Really/ Really. You know I could deal with your oligarchs/
Really! You’re welcome to them/ No Donald what I voint, vot I really really
voint/ Nice, I liked the Spi./ Pardon?/ No sorry/ Vot I really really voint is the
Miami Dolphins. I want to live in Vlorida. I got the money. All that sun. Here
is bloody snow and cold all the time/ Vlad I had no idea/ Vill you stop calling
me that!/ Sorry, V,Vladimir I had no idea. You want me to../ Visa, passport the
lot, I vont to be a USA citizen and own the Miami Dolphins. They wouldn’t dare
kill me then/ Wow that’s strange. I like the cold. I don’t know why but the sun
turns me this strange shade of orange, it must be genetic. So if I get you that
can you get me your election? I’d throw in Ivanka?/ No thank you, but yes I
think they might like you/ Of course you’d prefer they guys in Miami, sorry
Vladimir/So do ve hab a diel?/ Deal. (Poor guy, should have bought the
Patriots) (Poor guy, he won’t last a month)
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