Christmas stress
Christmas stress
Christmas all the way.
Oh what fun it is to ride
on an overcrowded bus.
God rest ye merry gentlemen
The wife’s got all the presents
Oh Christ I have forgotten hers
‘You stupid thoughtless peasant’
We three kings of orient are.
Not any more you’re not.
Silent night, holy night
The baby's asleep and mi husband is tight
Pass the vodka and hang up the phone
Three mince pies and just leave me alone
I'll sleep in heavenly peace, sleep in heavenly peace.
Oh come all ye faithful,
No come on I mean it where are you.
Rudolf the red nosed hedge fund manager
Had a very shiny nose
And if you ever saw him
It’d be on his yacht in the Bahamas.
Ding-dong merrily on high
The centre city pubs are closing
Ding-dong merrily my mate
Has just spewed up in the taxi on the way ho-ome.
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