The limits of the integration are between 0 and the day
before yesterday and the y is the basic existential question. Jerry, my new
black current child is doing ok. Actually I was briefly concerned I may have
committed bigamy with a black current bush but I guess I’m only fostering Jerry
so that’s.. oh and my religion states I can marry one of any species so it
would have been ok anyway. And the worms are still worming so that’s ok too.
Did you know you can cut and bore through granite with a copper mandrill connected
to a vibrator? (true-Youtube it) Obviously not a ladies one, a more industrial
type. Some think the shepherd’s crook object oft seen in Egyptian hieroglyphs
is a vibrating stick for such a purpose. Apparently DeWalt are working on a
plumbing fitting strapped to a boombox playing Black Sabbath, but that hasn’t
been confirmed. And the reason Cusco, that’s Cusco not Costco, rocks fit so
well together is they found some organic sediment that softens rocks, so whack
‘em together and in fifty years they fit like a glove. And of course, the
pyramids were built under water. When the floods came they floated in the
foundations and as the waters rose they added the next layer and the next till
at high tide they topped it off with polygon. You learn a lot on Youtube.
(actually it’s a polyhedron, but ‘polygon’ seemed funnier) Anyway I’ve now
realised the government’s policy for Corvid-19. It’s like a Y9 disrupting a
class. “Right that’s enough! Go and stand outside the door. It’s not useful and
it’s not funny!” And when that happens in 2035 they’ll all be asking, how come
your parents called you Corvid Johnson?
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