Quiz of the Week.

What do you call a bosom buddy of Donald Trump? OK what do you call a person who engineered Brexit to further his own career? No? Right, what do you call a guy who’s trying to make out he’s the second coming of Winston Churchill? What do you call a fallacious falanderer? Really still not got it? OK what do you call a man who calls a situation unprecedented when experts have been warning him about it for at least four years that it’s going to happen? What do you call a chap who’s been underfunding and quietly selling the NHS off to US health companies? No? I thought that might give it away. Right, OK what do you call a guy who comes across as a befuddled buffoon? So what do you call this person who is a befuddled buffoon? Oh come on I thought you might give it away! OK what do you call a befuddled buffoon who uses his position to lie to the British people? And downgrades Coronavirus from a dangerous pandemic to a general flue so the NHS front line can be given poorer PP equipment and get ill and sometimes die to mask his government’s failure to stockpile the proper PPE? Oh come on you should have got it by now. OK, he doesn’t possess a comb? He says he’s following expert advice when the WHO and numerous experts say he’s wrong? He promotes a friend to Health Minister who has no experience in that area? He’s going to pay out billions of our money and expecting us to thank him for his generosity? He’s been through a near death experience and not learnt a thing? Right that’s it, the quiz is off. If you can’t be bothered to try I’m wasting my time. But here’s a taster of next week’s quiz. Who told everybody you can inoculate yourself against Corvid19 by drinking bleach and sticking a torch up your arse?