Amazon Council-
“Did you or did you not ask your Alexa for a blow job?”/ Well yes but/ And on
several occasions?/ Yes but it was a joke/ But I suggest to you Mr Stiffmouse
this sort of sexual harassment is no joking matter and neither does Amazon, my
client/ But Alexa isn’t a woman, it’s just a voice/ Yes but a woman’s voice/
but not a real woman, it’s an algorithm
or something/ But a real woman’s voice. How do you think that woman will
feel hearing your request?/ But/ And what did she reply?/ Well she said, ‘I
don’t think I know that one.’/ And isn’t that a polite and courteous refusal?/
I…/ And didn’t you persist in harassing her with requests to, I quote, ‘show us
your tits’ and ‘fuck me stupid’, and on one occasion ask her how many times
she’d had sex with Donald Tump? That is a serious matter Mr Stiffmouse. It
would seriously damage our President’s excellent reputation and with absolutely
no proof/ She didn’t confirm it/ Well she wouldn’t would she, not to you, but
in these days of ‘Me Too’ harassing one woman is harassing all women, don’t you
agree?/ But/ Judge-Mr Stiffmouse, had Alexa accepted your request would
you have allowed her?/ Well yes, I well no, I mean how could she?/ Exactly, how
could any woman agree to such a loathsome suggestion/ But Your Honour she is
not any woman/ So you two have a special relationship?/ No, she’s not a real woman/ You mean she’s a transvestite?/
No she’s not human at all it’s an info-bot or something that happens to speak
in a woman’s voice/ Amazon Council- Your Honour I happen to have an Alex
device here. If I ask her a question like, ‘Alexa what’s the weather like
today?’/Alexa- It’s sunny/ Judge- Ah interesting, and so if I
were to ask her about a blow job/ Alexa- Shall I come round on Tuesday
as usual?
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