I often think back to 2001 and Grandpa Croucho finding his first tool. He loved
that bone. Never happier than having a good whack he was. And Uncle Erectus inventing
round, that was a game changer alright. Ah simpler days. And now we’ve got
Screwfix. I mean there’s a lot to be said for being able to get a five kilogram
hammer drill for under a hundred quid but do I do click and collect, drive
there or have it delivered when I’m out? B&Q do a 5% off on Wednesdays for
the over sixties though Wickes are cheaper and Homebase are nearer, but you
can’t get out of there without buying a 3ft electric barbeque set that’ll go
rusty before you’ve used it twice. It’s all got a bit more complicated. I mean
how come my pensions guy turns up for his yearly chat about his football knees
in an Audi when I’m still driving a Renault Scenic? And don’t talk to me about
discounts. How come in a 50% sale with an extra 10% discount for being born on
a Tuesday comes out the same price as what it was last week? By that reckoning
my storm proof Everglaze windows would have originally cost the same as a
moderately sized maisonette. So how about you supply all the walls and roof etc
for free and I’ll provide the windows myself? And all this is nothing compared
with high finance. How is it a space big enough for a PC conveniently placed 50
meters from some internet node costs
$1,000,000 pa to rent? Because you can make $2,000,000 pa profit from
being a millisecond faster than the other guys. Some guy’s created a trading
floor with a ‘bump in the road’ that introduces a 2 millisecond delay that does
something, I forget what. So that’s really really complicated. Basically it’s
smart people make the most money. Human evolution has come down to dealing with
complexity. Remember the super long necked giraffe that could reach the tallest
branches but died out because it kept falling over? Well OK probably not
because I just made it up but it illustrates the point. Our capacity for
creating the ever more complex might just make us all fall over.
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